Category: Off Topic
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How do You Tweet On This Darn Thing?
A problem I’m having with the transition from social media to building my own place on the Internet is that I’ve not only gotten used to reading infinite scrolls of half-formed half-thoughts, I’ve gotten used to writing that way. I quit Twitter a while ago, but I keep thinking in tweets. And I’m not sure…
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An Exploration Of Dinosaur-Themed Sex Toys.
These are not endorsements; I cannot guarantee the safety of these toys nor the reputation of the vendors. I’m sorry but I am simply not going to chase down the evilogues on every dinosaur dick merchant on Earth. Please do your own research before purchasing a Tyrannosaurus penis. “Stegosaurus Spiky Reptile Silicone Dildo” by Creature…
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My Top Ten Bucket List Coasters
Okay, this is not going to be as “actually, I’m putting tons of effort into the ‘trash post’, gotcha” as yesterday. This is just me making myself write something today. I’m tired. — During the initial COVID shutdowns of spring 2020, I started getting into roller coasters. This was not great timing. I watched a…
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The Ethically Messy World of Texas Exotic Game Ranches
The Père David’s deer, or milu, is a large deer from China with uniquely forked antlers, a shaggy reddish coat, and a habit of grazing on aquatic plants in wetlands. It went extinct in the wild in the year 1900; the last remaining herd belonged to the Emperor, and during the Boxer Rebellion, German soldiers…
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Three Medical Stories Without Explanations
All three of these are second-hand, two are from people I know to be unreliable narrators, and the simplest explanation for all of them is “they were making it up.” But all three have been bothering me for a while, just because they could be true. When she was in her twenties, a relative of…
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Mission Statement
okay! it’s working! I officially have a sideblog! this is going to be where I can post just anything that interests me and no one can stop me!