Month: September 2024
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An Exploration Of Dinosaur-Themed Sex Toys.
These are not endorsements; I cannot guarantee the safety of these toys nor the reputation of the vendors. I’m sorry but I am simply not going to chase down the evilogues on every dinosaur dick merchant on Earth. Please do your own research before purchasing a Tyrannosaurus penis. “Stegosaurus Spiky Reptile Silicone Dildo” by Creature…
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Whales.
Rowdy and I celebrated our fourteen-year anniversary by going whale watching in the Stellwagen Bank National Marine Sanctuary! These are fin whales, the second largest animal in existence*, and the guide told us it’s rare for them to spend long at the surface and also rare for them to travel in groups, so we were…
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Antisocial Media.
Cohost closes this week. It’s too bad. I thought I’d found a home there. It was “posting, but better.” It was social media engineered to not break brains. It didn’t tell you how many people had liked or reblogged your posts, or how many followers you had. It only showed you posts from people you’d…