Tag: silly
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The thing about tv commercials.
The thing about TV commercials is that because there’s so much money (and CEO ego) riding on thirty seconds of video, the filming process is agonizing. Every shot requires eleventy billion takes because God forbid it isn’t perfect, and also needs twelvety different variations so the client has Options. (Literally, if it’s a big-deal ad…
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How do You Tweet On This Darn Thing?
A problem I’m having with the transition from social media to building my own place on the Internet is that I’ve not only gotten used to reading infinite scrolls of half-formed half-thoughts, I’ve gotten used to writing that way. I quit Twitter a while ago, but I keep thinking in tweets. And I’m not sure…
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Kink At Pride.
Content notes: insufferable discourse, public humiliation, reluctance (insincere) “Say the words, boy,” Tom purred in my ear. He stood behind me, the whole of his body pressing against mine. I was wearing a leather chest harness, and he used it to hold me close, against the heat of his bare chest. We were both sweating…
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An Exploration Of Dinosaur-Themed Sex Toys.
These are not endorsements; I cannot guarantee the safety of these toys nor the reputation of the vendors. I’m sorry but I am simply not going to chase down the evilogues on every dinosaur dick merchant on Earth. Please do your own research before purchasing a Tyrannosaurus penis. “Stegosaurus Spiky Reptile Silicone Dildo” by Creature…